Lust Doctor Memories 4: Archie had been dating Carmen, 13, for a week or so. Every day after school she would meet him at his office holding a Spice Girls lunchbox.
Mick, a co-worker and proud father of three, soon made his feelings known.
“Aren’t you concerned,” said Mick, shaking with indignant rage, “that your girlfriend is only 13?”
Archie thought for a moment.
“No,” he replied.
“I’m not superstitious.”