Friday, February 22, 2008

Last words

'This vodka tastes a bit like paint thinner.'
'Why is your wife's head in the fridge?'
'Pass me more lighter fuel. Let's get this barbecue started.'
'The negotiations with the fundamentalists are going well. Oh look, they've sent us a parcel!'
'I strongly believe this cocaine is overpriced.'
'Let's happy slap that ninja.'

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

My ninja mate loves slappers.....

Anonymous said...

Stop playa hatin' ninjas. Believe.

Anonymous said...

Wife and head in the same sentence